Top 15 Tweets of the Week # 341

We hope you had a wonderful holiday and hope 2021 comes to an end in style. Whether you are on vacation or at work, we invite you to take a few minutes to read the funniest tweets on Twitter from the previous week (week of December 20-27). This is our 341st edition of our weekly top tweets and once again we are amazed by the internet users.

# 1 love with a capital A

There is a cat that has been camping in my garden from 7am to 8pm for 4 months trying to catch my pussy and you think love is dead?

December 25, 2021

# 2 at the same time, it fits really well

Second day in my family in Haute-Savoie, my mother wants me to marry a man who “goes well together” because he has 280 cows.

December 23, 2021

# 3 ruined in curtains

They think you deserve a decent living until that day you show up in a store to buy curtains.

December 20, 2021

# 4 Nathan you scare us

This morning my family was opening our Christmas presents when I saw an isolated package with my name on it Inside? The résumé of Nathan, who wants to join my SME for a 6 month internship and moved in at my home overnight. It’s a huge YES Nathan, see you Monday!

December 25, 2021

# 5 you can have two scorpion boxes, but not three …

No, I’m going to die in 20 years, I’ve never seen that

December 25, 2021

# 6 We are survivors

People who still haven’t had the Covid for 2 years with all variants:

December 20, 2021

# 7 how to quickly climb to seventh heaven

The truth that winning your clash royale fight is better than sex

December 25, 2021

# 8 little rascal

The girls who love bad boys know that I just weighed my organic carrots for the price of regular carrots and let them go to the supermarket checkout

December 21, 2021

# 9 let’s imagine the waiter’s head

ptn I’m too ashamed to be in the restaurant and I was just checking the waiter when he reached out his hand to take back the menu sheet

December 22, 2021

# 10 that kind of pun, it’s always a big yes

Personally, I am waiting for the moment when Franck will ask Provost for a discount.

December 23, 2021

# 11 a tree with hips as hell

My tree is Cardi B or what ???

December 22, 2021

# 12 Paris is great omg

in Emily in Paris she’s shocked that people in France don’t work on weekends, it’s a macronist propaganda series I think

December 22, 2021

# 13 a chanapé

I arrive at home, my mother says to me “no, don’t sit on the cat couch” … the cat couch?

December 25, 2021

# 14 the best technique for getting your ex back … or not

ptdrrr my ex, he is too strong, he sent me a message saying, “even you don’t hear from my cat” so I ask him how his cat is doing and there he repeats, “I’m fine.” it no good i think he misses you “mash

December 22, 2021

# 15 Satan is the new Santa Claus

Wrapping paper purchased in Beijing with an error in the order of the letters.

December 25, 2021

Here are this week’s top tweets! And if you missed last week’s selections, find them here.

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