Top 15 Tweets of the Week # 310

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D-2 Before returning to normal life after a long Ascension weekend, there is no time to wait before you can have a drink on the terrace. In the meantime, we’re bringing you your weekly dose of relaxation with this week’s 310th edition of our top tweets. Like every week, our community manager took care of the social networks to select the tweets that marked the last week. This 310th selection concerns the week from May 10th to 17th, 2021.

# 1 Australia, that scary country

Even if you give me a free ticket to travel to Australia, I won’t. How is this land, it looks like Jumanji there, the animals come to your home as if they were paying rent

May 9, 2021

# 2 It’s called

The mass is called pic.twitter.com/y4lhbSqpLm

May 10, 2021

# 3 it’s not wrong

Mdr la France des terasses smokes me: “Don’t call me on the 19th, I’ll be on the terrace all day! U270c ufe0f.”

Mdr the 19th is Wednesday and you will be like a cricket saying yes cook in your old open space like everyone else

May 11, 2021

# 4 we’re in a movie

Yesterday a vampire, today a wolf. Sorry, are we in the twilight? https://t.co/cSxh0uQtpF

May 11, 2021

# 5 the poor

I can’t even imagine how painful it must be just to get 10 million. All of my thoughts for the Bill Gate children in these terrible times. https://t.co/qaGYWEy45u

May 11, 2021

# 6 “Imagine you’re here with the love of your life”

yes, if the insects didn’t exist https://t.co/Sw8Ku2Cd7E

May 11, 2021

# 7 It will be war Wednesday

Hi @GuillaumeRozier, while I admire the work you have done with @ViteMaDose_off, I think it’s time to move on to a CLEAR more important project: a viteMaBiere app that allows you to find a free space on the terrace .
Thanks in advance.

May 12, 2021

# 8 Who is the genius that did this?

Well ud83d udc4d pic.twitter.com/ZrDPU9Dd6f

May 12, 2021

# 9 Everything is explained for 5G

Luckily it would have pic.twitter.com/AX8c6vKspH

May 13, 2021

# 10 It’s not for nothing that the dog is man’s best friend

Friends forever pic.twitter.com/R5fYembqYd

May 13, 2021

# 11 Sport despite yourself

A friend returns from the doctor because of a stomachache lasting several days. Diagnosis: stiffness, except that he does NOT do any sport

He realized yesterday that it was because he had come in with his stomach since he had a handsome new colleague.

My laughable of the year

May 13, 2021

# 12 Calm down cat owners

People who have cats: “OHWOOOW LOOK AT MY CAT, HE’S DOING A NICE THING, IT’S OUUUUF, I HAVE NEVER SEEN SCHNEIDER

The cat is sleeping*

May 14, 2021

# 13 Personally, I ask for another nurse

pic.twitter.com/A546CWCvvA

May 15, 2021

# 14 No, but it’s true!

Why did Sacha never file a complaint against the missile team? Harassment, threats, assault, attempted theft, all of this in a 13 year old boy

May 15, 2021

# 15 The question is answered quickly

Message to my miff: If you see me one day on #KohLanta, you will know that there is no universe in which I choose the post office instead of the steak

May 14, 2021

So much for these new top tweets. We will meet again next week to make a new selection. In the meantime, you can always discover or rediscover the 309th selection from the last week here.